fortnite rap song

come on

ali. oh oh oh oh oh

ayy

i'm on a two week holiday

do you wanna play?

'cause everybody else has gone away suddenly

it's rather strange

but i've got to say i kind of like the change

my entire neighborhood's a violent firing range

crashing your mainframe

i hope you made a backup

can't even keep a straight face

you make me crack up

mate

get out my personal space and back up

unless you wanna see my body count rack up

i can keep it up all night

so baby back up

i'm the kind of guy with whom the ladies like to shack up

and every time they tear it down

i build it back up

so why are you even trying? i advise you pack up

like a white guy in harlem trying to black up

who acts surprised when he's the one they want to smack up

night time's coming

better grab your gang and stack up

load your weapons

set the trap up

and turn the track up

put on the coffee machine

i've got a feeling that we're gonna be up all night

we're taking one for the team

it's not a week's holiday at all

no

it's a fortnite

hidden in the dark lurk horrible beings

so keep your blinds and your pleated curtains drawn tight

and we won't even know what was seen

until the dusk's dust settles in the dawn light

at the end of the day

everybody back to my place

but i'm sorry

no reclining by the fireplace

'cause every life is only priced at what the buyer pays

we are responsible for our survival

our entire race

a dust storm's coming and it's thunderous

ten hundred husks rush from the dusk

poor personal hygiene

a pungent musk

phwoar! but i'm surrounded by the chums i trust

we're ready to ruck with anyone that comes at us

though for just a tick i wonder if my gun's enough

until rrrap

shots fired from my blunderbuss

are bloody numberless

you better run

you puss

over hot coals or rather bumpy pot holes

to toilet cubicles that don't have any bog rolls

my team will follow me to anywhere the fog rolls

fortify the stronghold

#squadgoals

put on the coffee machine

i've got a feeling that we're gonna be up all night

we're taking one for the team

it's not a week's holiday at all

no

it's a fortnite

hidden in the dark lurk horrible beings

so keep your blinds and your pleated curtains drawn tight

and we won't even know what was seen

until the dusk's dust settles in the dawn light

i'm building a building that you'll be thrilled to be killed in

feelin' the thrill of the chase while you just chill with the children

'til i dwell in a fortress

thick as the shell of a tortoise

repelling the horde just with everyday tools plus

impaling these fool husks

together with sword thrusts

like elephant's dual tusks

my brethren are dauntless

ooh

hello there gorgeous

you look hella exhausted

so step in my porch and let me tell you your fortune

you're 'bout to hear the best shit ever recorded

whatever the result is

i shed a small tear

and burn my enemies to a crisp

they're ready salted

oh

can you believe how easily they get insulted?

inflicting harm when it's dark

so get your armoured pyjamas

hit your llama pinata and collect the treasure

get set for hours of violence

it's a gala of carnage

and tomorrow's so far that it's effectively never

put on the coffee machine

i've got a feeling that we're gonna be up all night

we're taking one for the team

it's not a week's holiday at all

no

it's a fortnite

hidden in the dark lurk horrible beings

so keep your blinds and your pleated curtains drawn tight

and we won't even know what was seen

until the dusk's dust settles in the dawn light

this is a little bit upsetting as someone who's put a lot of time into this game