fortune teller

went to the fortune teller

had my fortune read

i didn't know what to tell her

i had a dizzy feeling in my head

took a look in my palm

she said son you feel kind of warm

she looked into a crystal ball

she said you're in love

how could that be so?

i thought of all the girls i know. she said when the next one arrives

that you'll be looking into her eyes

left there in a hurry

looking forward to my big surprise

the next day i discovered

that the fortune teller told me a lie

i hurried back down to that woman

as mad as i could be

i said i didn't see nobody

why had she made a fool out of me?

then something struck me

as if it came from up above

while looking at the fortune teller

i fell in love

now i'm a happy fellow

'cause i'm married to the fortune teller

and i'm as happy as we can be

and now i get my fortune told for free