four years foreplay

there's a thing or two about high school that you need to know

we wish we had known this when we were freshman

watch out for freshman friday; the most dangerous day of the week

you thought you were excited for the weekend

but this is where you week ends

four more years of obeying authority

without question

don't be so excited

there's only 1

460 pages left to read

it will be time to celebrate

when it's time to graduate

whatever you do

don't you ever bring a roller backpack to school

because douchebag kids will kick them over

we don't see why though

they're really convenient

if a girl gives you a smile

don't be deceived

she wants you to father her child

and he's probably not even cute

the only good thing about high school

is that there's super badass playgrounds

they have the best swings ever!

i once jumped five feet in the air!

four more years of obeying authority

without question

don't be so excited

there's only 1

460 pages left to read

it will be time to celebrate

when it's time to graduate

to think about how happy i was before i came

running out of every room i walked in today

but the most miserable part

is that it's only the first day

to think about how happy i was before i came

running out of every room i walked in today

but the most miserable part

is that it's only the first day

if high school was compared to seeing your mom in a playboy magazine

then maybe high school isn't that bad

'cause that'd be the biggest boner kill in history

unless she's hot