freaks of the industry

well

we're the freaks of the industry. my man

money b

oh my mellow

shock g

the freaks of the industry

and when you see us back stage

be prepared to g

well they say that birds do it

bees do it. time to freak

money b gets to it

not a heavyweight

but i go twelve rounds

with a jab and a stick

i'm goin' lick for lick

so

give me the helmet

i'll be the stunt man. just relax

and i won't front. like anita

i'm givin' you the best that i've got

and i'll be takin' it slow

never missin' a spot

yes

caressing your back we're chest to chest she's kissing on my freckles. i nibbled around your ears before i suck upon your neck. 'oh money b

' yeah

that's what you'll be screamin' and creamin'

but it's not a wet dream

it's the real

the freaky dog

dark nasty

never lettin' a kitty-cat get past me

without picking it up

pettin' it

teasin' it

takin' it on home and pleasin' it

cause we're the freaks of the industry

you's a freak money b. you got that shock g

the freaks of the industry

and when you see us back stage

be prepared to g. say you're g'in'

nobody else is seein'

and the freak that you're wit' is in front of you

bendin' over naked

and she's leanin' on the dresser

you're lookin' at her from the rear

she looks just like vanessa

uh uh

not vanessa with the singer career

but the x-rated video queen

know what i mean? a'ight

here's the scene: you're lying on you're back with your head on the edge of the bed

the booty's two feet from your head: should you: a

take the time to find a condom

b

you walk right over and you pound 'em

c

tell her that you want her love

well the answer is d

all of the above. so you're freakin'

the furniture's squeakin'

she's tweakin'

sayin' that she's weak in the knees. cheek to cheek

and pound for pound

you're taxin' it and waxin' it and workin' it around

'til the booty starts makin' that clappin' sound

which is cool

but your friends are chillin' in the other room. the clappin's getting louder

you don't want them to clown you

in this situation

what do you do: a

you

plain and simply

back up off her

b

you hit it just a little bit softer

c

you take it out and put it in het butt

well

d is what i do

so

yo

listen up: i put a towel on the floor by the two inch gap under the door

now they can't see me any more. check the locks so they can't clock

but they can listen. there'll be no bargin' in and there'll be no dissin'

gettin' back to my mission

break out the whipped cream and the cherries

then i go through all the fly positions: my head under her leg under my arm under her toe. she says

'i like it when you scream

baby let yourself go.'

i hit it and split it

lick it and quit it. after the ride

put my clothes on and walk outside

and before anybody gets a chance to speak

i say

'yo

don't say nuttin'

i guess i'm just a freak!'

cause we're the freaks of the industry. aw

you's a freak

g. yo

you worse money b. the freaks of the industry

and when you see us backstage

be prepared to g. (you know what man

you's a freak. i seen you with that girl at the hotel after

that show last week. and what about that time out there in the park?

shhh

don't tell nobody)

it's like this: now if there's a cure for this

we don't want it

we'll run from it

and if there's a remedy

we don't need it

we just eat it. (this is to the ladies: i'm a freak

hey

yo

piano man: take us out of here

man)