close the door. is it locked? good. that sounded like i was gonna fuck you
but listen man. my weekend was nuts
we went to ihop! yeah! and we ordered some stuffed french toast. crazy right
huh? that shit was stuffed! god damn
i'm so unhappy on the inside. what did you do this weekend
man? word around the office is that you
have been really friendly lately. so tell me something. have you been uh. y'know
dipping the pen in the company ink? huh? have you been uh. you know
putting the paper in the copy machine? huh? have you been uh
throwing the stapler in the-in the-like
are you fucking the intern? please tell me! please
i'm dyin' to know! i'm dyin' on the inside
man! please- i want to live vicariously
please let me know. let me know
i see you. get out of my office. burp sorry. god damn