hello all you boys and girls
i'd like to take you to the inside world
it's quite an irregular place to be
but never fear you're safe with me
against the face that's cut from stone
the white porcelain is screaming ayee!
thank god the boy is not alone
i don't believe in santa claus
i have no use for beauty dolls
i don't believe in miracles
i don't believe in hologram
andy's painting green again
this time they might take him away
when barrington starts to breathe again
it may just take us all away
i don't believe in charity
and if you don't believe in me
we'll play this tune over again
i don't believe in pinochle
and i don't believe i'll try
i do believe in captain crunch