frozen foods

i met her last night

i saw her move

she took my eye

i had to prove

that i was cool and she was hot

i'll tell you what she wore but i forgot

i had the guts to walk her way

she didn't move

i didn't stray

i have one chance and this is it

but then i fell right on her left tit

i'm just a kid on a branch

i wish you'd come up and dance

i want a little romance

could you please give me a chance

i'm probably last on the list

but all i want is this wish to come true

if it's you then i'll be down for that

too

i saw her next week

in frozen foods

i sized her up

she had the goods

i tried to walk by with cool reserve

she probably thinks that i'm a perv

and as i rode by in my squeaky cart

it occurred to me the supermart

is not the best place to get a date

maybe at the roller-rink is where i'll find my soul mate

i'm just a kid on a branch

i wish you'd come up and dance

i want a little romance

could you please give me a chance

i'm probably last on the list

but all i want is this wish to come true

if it's you then i'll be down for that

too

it's ok cause counselor troy tells me

that my self-esteem is high

he held me close and tried to tell me

that i'm not like the other guys

you're special

i like you

counselor troy is like me

too

maybe that's why i couldn't get the girls i've wanted to

i'm just a kid on a branch

you should come up and dance

i want a little romance

will you please give me a chance

i'm just a kid on a branch

i wish you'd come up and dance

i want a little romance

will you please give me a chance

i'm just a kid on a branch

i'm just a kid on a branch

i want a little romance

i want a little romance

i'm probably last on the list

i'm probably last on the list

come true

if it's you

and i'll be down for that

too