full mast

we docked port at noon

south of seattle

i was chomping down on some glorious cattle

for tonight we were going on a casino crawl

gamble our treasure

pleasure for all

the first place we went

had an odorous stench

a smelly old hobo

and an ugly old wench

i hopped up to her

and winked in her direction

she gazed her eyes down to my pirate erection

with that we made haste

into the night

what a sight

there's more to enjoy

now let's go

ahoy

well we drunk

and we danced

with my good eye i glanced

a hotter wench

with my hook at full mast

such beauty

what a booty

i whipped out my flask

to have a drink

with my hook at full mast

so i ditched that old carp

and put on my hat

i'm captain yarrface i'm better than that

i stumbled up

to the new bird i spied

i gave her the wink

worked last time i tried

to my surprise

she fell at my knees

pulled down my pants

and what did she see?

she wasn't impressed

she'd seen it before

though my rusty old cannon was standing full bore

i picked up my hat

my pants and my gun

now lets run

there's more to enjoy

now let's go

ahoy

well we drunk

and we danced

with my good eye i glanced

a hotter wench

with my hook at full mast

such beauty

what a booty

i whipped out my flask

to have a drink

with my hook at full mast

hold on a second

somebody's stolen my hat

i'm gonna kill everyone in this fucking pub

starting with you