funky child

the year is 1971

now comes the first of the children of lotug

lords of the underground

witness the birth of the funky child

doitall

hit 'em!

born with the fuckers from the womb of brenda

she now likes the lords but she used to dig the spinners

first with the style from the birth canal

and now i got the flav to make the crowd go wild

so dig it

wahh! ooh

watch me dig it

i'm taking no shorts unless it's coming from a midget

i tax the peace more than chicken packs grease

i'm nearly knockin' boots

but if not

i'll knock teeth

wahh! ga ga

ooh

cries the baby

smacked on the ass

now the doitall's crazy

no rattles

or playpens

or crowds when i'm rappin'

and yes

i do reruns

as if this was what's happening

now january 14 has birthed the funk one

the b-day for dupree

and yes

i'm funky

i got you bobbin' to the funky style

k-def

let 'em know here comes the funky child

yeah. born in the underground of newark

now witness the birth of mr. funkee

the fifth of the terror

it's the return of funky kreuger

a.k. anger

we told 'em mr. funkee wallbanger

conceived in the fire by a war through disasters

the funky child was taught to the ways of the masters

mr. funkee

yes

girl

the black mack is back

here to kick my funky style

funky this and funky that

you can work day and night

you could practice all your life

but i still take the show and then i go home with the wife

oh my god

funky with the style

lord have mercy

i hurdle over rappers just like jackie joyner-kersee

watch me flip the script

let me show you what the funk do

make you call me uncle uncle uncle

when i was young i used to sing with my sister

now i kick the i'll styles

you have to call me mister

cooling in the house of hits

time to buckwild

raised in the ways of the funky child

back up baby

here comes the stroller

we're hit when we dry crawl and hit rock 'n' rolla

i'm caught in the swinging hypnotized by the pendulum

distributed by elektra

so this is how i'm killing them

k is on the m.p. jazz is on the technic

marley's on the mix

and now the lords have a hit like pow!

now it's time to get buckwild

and watch my funky brothers freak the underground

in a second

or minute

in no times flat. bring it back!

and go grab the album to bring the lords money

take it home to mom to say

ain't they funky?"