funky granny

hey

man!

yeah

what's happenin'

man?

dig this old lady comin' down the street!

she got on yellow hot pants

and purple boots!

hey

hey there

fellas

how're y'all doin'? yeah!

hey

there

what's your name

old lady?

my name is funky granny

funky granny?!

that's right

son

what's wrong with you?

what's wrong with you

boy?

if you funky granny

let me see you get funky right here!

well

dig this and watch me

get funky!

sock it to me!

oh

oh

oh!

y'all gonna make me have a heart attack!

be cool now

let me take the cane

granny

let me take the cane

ow!

you know somethin'

y'all

young fellas?

yeah

you're livin' in a hip age

but i'm here

too

you didn't know that

did you?

we know you're old

granny

granny ain't old

baby

granny got soul!

oh

yeah!

watch me get it down

watch me

watch me!

ooh

my back

whoa

get it

get it

granny

i'm doin' it!

get it

i'ma get it on before it's all over

yeah

whoo!

i got this from my grandson

watch this!

whoo!

get it!

that is so funky

hey

granny

you know what?

what's that

boy?

i heard you go with the funky man

no

no

you got it all wrong

the funky man like me

he wanna go out with me one night

with his funny lookin' stuff

i told him

listen here

this is what i told him

what you tell him

funky granny?

i said

if you can't do the funky granny

funky man

you can't go out with me

you got to be soft to go out with me

funky man

dig it?

'cause granny got soul

granny ain't old

granny got lots of soul!

go on and do your thing

granny

go on down the street

yeah

i'm doin' it

go ahead

granny

whoo!

man

that some mad old lady!

come over here

boy!

talkin' 'bout funky granny

that's my name

that's how i got my fame

whoo!

y'all better get hip with granny

'cause she's hip!

i'm tellin' you

i'm super hip

y'all young punks ain't got nothin' on me

nothin'

watch this

whoo!

she old and she got soul

brother

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

yeah

i love to do my thing

i love to do my thing

hit it

granny!

in the morning

in the morning

i love to do my thing

do it

granny

do it!

watch me get it

uh!

watch out

y'all

watch me do the james brown

hey

get back in the corner one more time

say

hit it

y'all

whoo!

hey

granny

let me see you do a caper!

watch this!

hey

baby

you're cool

boy

step back

that's my name

that's how i got my fame

let me do my thing

y'all be alright

i see y'all

i see y'all now

y'all be cool

y'all keep doin' that funky thing now

i'll be back

i sure will!

y'all like my hot dance?

yeah!

that's a bad old lady

man!

yeah

yeah!

yeah

man!

e-i-e-i-e-i-o

e-i-e-e-e-e-e-e. ooh!

ooh

my backside

oh. talkin' 'bout your rheumatism now

granny

i ain't got no rheumatism

i'ma shake this rheumatism loose in a minute

watch this

whoo!

yeah

yeah

yeah

whoa

whoa

whoa!

whoa-whoa-whoa

whoo!

oh!

old lady look nice

granny

oh

granny

granny!

she fell down on flat as dead

man