funny how it goes

like trying to knock down pins with marbles in my hand

she wouldn't take a hi from me the average man

funny what money can do to people

but she had a light that had sparked up her evil

trying to chat up women who rate themselves so high

shouldn't be my subject but i felt like i should try

funny what drink can do for soldiers

well she must into men a little bit older

funny how it goes - how money steals the show

and all her diamonds twinkle as she dances and what's it got for me

hung over in my tree?

i saw the sun shine bright in front of. trying to get her dancing was not an easy job

she made out like houdini when i said do you bop

funny what rhythm does it kills me

like champagne women only seem to spill me

trying to get the picture

i settled down to a drink

when up came cinderella

so what was i to think

funny how these shoes fit a dragon

well she's like the sharks that you get in manhattan

funny how it goes - how money steals the show

and all her diamonds twinkle as she dances and what's it got for me

hung over in my tree?

i saw the sun shine bright in front of.