i had lost the 'family feud' in the 'newlywed game' and my 'concentration' was in 'jeopardy'. love's 'wheel of fortune' was causing me pain. i had struck out behind doors one
two
and three. you said sign in please in the 'dating game'. i was bachelor number one i thought your love was real. you said come on down
you just won a brand new start. you said the secret word and i said 'let's make a deal'. oh
but love was just a game to you. the survey says it's true and who can name that song?
would the real you please stand up 'cause i have had enough of this show that you put on. i thought the price was right when you asked me 'what's my line?' and i said 'i've got a secret' but i'll tell ya. it's the '$64
000 question' but will you be mine? i was betting it all that i was gonna sell ya. 'who do you trust?'
'you bet your life' and be wrong? 'to tell the truth' i never thought you'd give me the gong!
instead of a 'treasure hunt' it was just a laugh-a-thon. just puttin' me on