gay robot

adam sandler

pass the fuckin ball!

what an idiot!

fuck it

i'm gonna go get another beer. you guys want one?

alright. two please!

oh boy. hahahaha

hello?. yeah

yeah

cool

we're all just hangin out. alright

bye-bye. who was that

some chicks?

nah

it was my neighbor

his robot's comin over

what?

yeah

he built a robot a while ago and the robot came out gay

yo

we're out of hunnyduffers so i grabbed a couple of gooseheads. okay

that's cool. wait

so the robot's gay?

gay robot's comin over?

yep. oh

dude

you gotta see this

he's insane with football stats

no way!

it's open!

hey guys. what's up?

hey

good to see ya gay robot. gay robot in the house!

word up. what's the score

fuckers?

giants are eatin shit in the third quarter

it's 24-8 miami. don't worry

the giants have phenominal fourth quarter numbers. really?

they'll come back and win by three

alright!

i love it!

fuck you guys!

sorry

buddy. who's the new guy?

oh

that's my friend john. hey john. sweet hat!

uh. thanks. what's goin on?

you know. just chillin. can i suck your dick?

what?

no

no

no

no

he's okay

gay robot. that was funny. the gay robot gets a little horny cause he doesn't know any

gay guys around here. oh

i see. sorry!

hehehe. oh

i can't believe you dropped that! do something

henderson

you fat fuck!

hey! that was very offensive to me!

why? you're not fat. i thought you said fag!

no

i wouldn't say that

i said fat. oh

sorry!

hahaha

i guess if you fist fuck me

we'll be even!

no

i'm not gay

gay robot. i thought you said you were?

no. you know i never said that. i know

i was just rousing you! good times! good times guys!

hahahaha

hey

gay robot's havin a good time!

so how do you think the eagles are gonna do this season

gay robot?

let's find out! says here

due to injuries

and irratic weather patterns

the eagles will finish a dismal 7-9

what? no way!

deal with it

the gay robot knows his shit

man

now will someone blow it on my face?

nobody's gay here but you

gay robot

so let's just watch some

football

alright?

look

i'm not here to bring the party down. it's just. i run

on semen. without it

i could die. help me to live fellas. jerk off in my mouth immediatly. please

my circuits are

shorting. starting to fade already. see a light. going

towards it. hahahahah

you're makin this up

gay robot!

my bad! you got me! hahaha. good times!

hahaahaha. so does he eat food like us. human people?

yeah

he can eat food. ya want some tortilla chips

gay robot?

sounds great

john. can i dip them in your ass?

ooh. i'm all set

thanks

hehehe. what the fuck?! the reception's all fuzzy!

are you kidding me?

don't panic. i can fix it

oh hey! that's right! i love it

work your robot magic

fix that shit!

okay

here's the problem!

my man! what is it?

your cock's not in my asshole!

aww. maybe you should go home and take a cold shower

gay robot. alright. i'll go. we'll just whack each other off and i'll bail

not gonna happen

please?

goodbye

fuck you

later gay robot

oh no! look what happened! my robo-cock fell out of my pants!

oh

shit

he's got a boner!

taste it!

oh

oh!

fuckin asshole!

come on

gay robot!

aww

man!

later fags!

hey gay robot

hey mr. chasen. can i suck your dick?