gaydar

so the say

when trying to meet someone

you should just not try to meet someone if you know what i mean

so i tried not to look desperate at the sound of music sing-a-long

clutching my curtain costume and my lyric sheet

you know i wanted some summer lovin'

and i wanted to be cool

but the fact is i was checkin' everybody out

thinking maybe at the sing-a-long sound of music

oh god kate

stop kidding yourself

but i was dressed as liesel

he was dressed as rolf

and our eyes locked across the sea of people

when we finally got to speak he told me he likes annie second best

and he likes all the same songs as me

oh woah woah

why do i always go for the gay guys

you'd think by now i'd get some savvy

when god gave us gaydars she forgot about me

i end up settlin'

who could it be?

who could it be?

who could it be?

who could it be?

who could it

who could it

who could it be?

anyway

that guy i didn't know his orientation

and neither did he

well he didn't know it yet

so he asked me out and i said yes

i guess everything was perfect

well

come to think of it

his friend would come on all of our dates

insisted on sitting in the front seat so he could look in the mirror

my lover was a bigger prima donna than me

with better hair

better shoes

better nails

and some other stuff well let's just leave that there

let's face it i can't see the appeal of a real man

someone who i can count on

to program the video and change my towels

the truth is my idea of sexy

is a guy who knows the words to climb every mountain

why do i always go for the gay guys

oh what a hard-knock life for me

my stength is flailing in all directions

the wondertwin is failing me

who could it be?

who could it be?

who could it be?

who could it be?

who could it

who could it

who could it be?

anyway

one night i came out and asked him

he said he wasn't gay

he was just asexual

and i said well what a relief"