ffff-fuck. my nuts. my attitude is worse than n.w.a.'s was
i'll battle you over stupid shit and diss people
who ain't have shit to do with it
you see me standin outside of your buildin; screamin
but slim shady is for the children!
i look at my life in a new light -- fuck it
give me two mics; i write songs for me -- fuck what you like
you're probably hear me rap half-hearted; cause i don't like rap anyway
i'm just tryin to get my porno career started
every place and event. shit
dre stuck me in a suitcase when he went
want a deal? study these 5 chapters
lesson one: throw demos as hard as you can at signed rappers
lesson two: face em and diss em
don't give 'em a demo; kidnap 'em
and make em come to your basement and listen
lesson three: get a job at a label; switch demos with canibus
and put yours on the owner's table
lesson four: know you heard this before: hey let me get your number; i'll call you tomorrow