how can i put this in a way so as not to offend or unnerve
there's a rumor goin' all round that you ain't been gettin' served
they say that you ain't you know what
in baby who knows how long
it's hard for me to say what's right
when all i want to do is wrong
twenty three positions in a one night stand
i'll only call you after if you say i can
let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
if you want to baby here i am
i clocked the jizz from a friend
of yours named vanessa bet
she said you told her a fantasy
something about a little box with a
mirror and a tongue inside
what she told me then got me so hot
i knew that we could slide
twenty three positions in a one night stand
i'll only call you after if you say i can
let a woman be a woman and a man be a man
if you want to baby here i am
if you was thinkin' the same
we could continue outside
lay your pretty body against a parkin' meter
like i was strippin' a peter paul's almond joy
lemme show you baby i'm a talented boy
pump it like you want somebody
so here we-so here we-so here we are
whatcha want to eat? ribs"