gi yuh joke (jook)

chris martin

me no comedian

but me stand up

gi' her joke tell her belly hurt

make her cramp up

the look inna your eye

mek me know it sweet yah

every joke weh me have me given you

alright then

gyal no run come sit down

mi go gi' you some joke

kill you with it

kill you with it

weh you a go turn around

mek mi gi' you some joke

kill you with it

kill you with it

and mi no tickle

mi no poke

when mi a gi' you joke

kill you with it

kill you with it

all your hair you pop out

mi a kill you with joke

a gwine kill you with it

kill you with it

alright

she hold on 'pon her belly 'pon di ground an a bwal

she seh my joke a the sweetest of all

fly away peter

fly away paul

push humpty dumpty off a the wall

joke nuffer than money

sweeter than honey

mek she skip an hop like bugs bunny

a joke nuff up her tummy mek she bwal fi her mummy

any time she waan joke mi haffi run hi

gyal no run come sit down

mi go gi' you some joke

kill you with it

kill you with it

weh you a go turn around

mek mi gi' you some joke

kill you with it

kill you with it

and mi no tickle

mi no poke

when mi a gi' you joke

kill you with it

kill you with it

all your hair you pop out

mi a kill you with joke

a gwine kill you with it

kill you with it

mi joke dem mek she wheel and come

gi' her

gi' her

gi' her

she no waan mi done

follow back a mi anywhere mi turn

she waan mi gi' her joke from morning till night come down

she waan joke

so mi give it to her

hoka mi joke so she nah go fall

mi joke dem mek every girl waan par

just fi get a one joke from mi gyal a war

yo

gyal no run come sit down

mi go gi' you some joke

kill you with it

kill you with it

weh you a go turn around

mek mi gi' you some joke

kill you with it

kill you with it

and mi no tickle

mi no poke

when mi a gi' you joke

kill you with it

kill you with it

all your hair you pop out

mi a kill you with joke

a gwine kill you with it

kill you with it

she hold on 'pon her belly 'pon di ground an a bwal

she seh my joke a the sweetest of all

fly away peter

fly away paul

push humpty dumpty off a the wall

joke nuffer than money

sweeter than honey

mek she skip an hop like bugs bunny

a joke nuff up her tummy mek she bwal fi her mummy

any time she waan joke mi haffi run hi

gyal no run come sit down

mi go gi' you some joke

kill you with it

kill you with it

weh you a go turn around

mek mi gi' you some joke

kill you with it

kill you with it

and mi no tickle

mi no poke

when mi a gi' you joke

kill you with it

kill you with it

all your hair you pop out

mi a kill you with joke

a gwine kill you with it

kill you with it