girl scout

this is it

the day i've been waiting for

wishing

hoping

working

and praying for

the day my parents have been delaying for years

ooh

i'm gonna sell some cookies

it's not their fault that they're overprotective

i was born with arrhythmia

my heart is defective

only takes one shock and i could be dead from the fear

still

i'm gonna sell some cookies

hike by hike

song by song

the girl scouts helped my heart grow strong

they'd have my back if anything went wrong with me

jamborees

soda pop

distract me from the fact that my heart could stop

from tetralogy of fallot in my pulmonary artery!

whee!

when you're a girl scout

everything's gonna work out

even if you're born with congenital heart disease

and you could be killed by a random sneeze

you're a girl scout

everything's gonna work out

just gonna ring the bell of this creepy looking house

hello

little girl

oh

um

yes

um

hi

my name is sky

and i'm here today to support the girl scouts by selling cookies

four dollars a box

would you like some?

sure

really?

yeah

what flavours you got?

i've got chocolate

banana

and oat bran

pecan

samoas and thin mints

and one that tastes like apple pie

why don't you come inside?

well

we're really not supposed to

why?

pedophiles

but it's so cold

and you're not mean

and no one gets molested by a gothy teen

so i guess

okay

it's fine

yeah?

alright

i'll come inside

it's so dark in here

is it? i hadn't noticed

okay. well. maybe i should come back another time when your parents are home?

boo!