glass joe's title fight
Singer:starbomb
i'm ze toughest french boxer zat you're ever gonna know
i'll score a tko then drink a fine bordeaux
and flatten all my opponents like croissant dough
i fight next week for ze champion belt
and i might need a little help
his overall record stands at 1 to 99
he's been hit in the head seventy-five too many times
now he wants to fight sandman?
his head and his ass about to go through an estrangement
i think i'll start making all the funeral arrangements
i have to be responsible and tell him he can't win--
i have the heart of a lion
that's really not gonna be enough
i am like the eiffel tower
i'm building an arc of triumph
i'll break the sandman like a stale baguette
now it's four weeks later
and it's time for the fight
i'm sad i gotta watch a man die tonight
glass joe is built to last!
you get winded when you open up the fridge too fast!
your weight training diet's all wine and cheese
you've got the body of a man with an awful disease
your arm muscles look like a deflated apple fritter
and your punching bag is filled with cotton candy and glitter
but i believe in myself so i have already won!
oh! ah! ow! ow! ow! ow! ahh!
please put them in my donuts
you beat the french out of him!
my favorite color is seven