god of war: the musical

i'm the god of war!

killed pantheons galore!

those wimps atop olympus

and their allies are no more!

i have slain them where they stand

now i'm known throughout the land

as a titan-killing

blood-spilling

mighty god of war!

i'm the god of war

a champion of yore!

i slay a lot and weigh a lot

all muscle

though

i'm sure!

i have climbed the highest peak

one that dwarves those that are greek

all those gods you slew? i killed them

too

cause

i'm the god of war!

i'm the god of war

of blood and guts and gore!

i've killed a million villains

yes

you've mentioned that before

all my enemies are dead

once or twice

we've kept the head

i'm the famously

and shamelessly

vindictive god of war!

i raized all of rhodes and atlantis!

i set free every cursed valkyrie!

no oracle

elf

or enchantress

stands a chance in a battle with me!

i have braved charon's docks

broken oaths and shattered locks

to unseal pandora's box

all on my own!

i see no use in pointless bragging

though last week

i killed a dragon

placed its head beside the helms

of fallen foes from all nine realms

i've beaten gods both greek and borse

a few you haven't met of course

and shouted myself hoarse while calling boy!"