gone in september

i used to be a sweetheart

i used to be alright

i'd tell myself i love you

but i'm creeping every night

when i met you at the party

and i told you you were pretty

i was honestly just trying to score

but you made me wait a week

just to kiss you on your cheek

now it's breaking my heart to break yours

i said i loved you in the summer

but will i love you in the fall?

i thought i wasn't like the others

guess

i'm an asshole after all

come september i'll be gone

gone

gone

come september i'll be gone

gone

gone

let's have a toast for the douchebags

let's have a toast for the assholes. cause i'm the type to stay for the night

and when the time is right

leave right out the back door. that's right

i'll be gone in an instant

out the back door like i play for princeton. yes

then it's on to the next one

always in the air like i live with the jetsons. another night

another town

it's alright because the wife is not around. damn

and i don't even care. i used to be a stand-up guy

now i need a chair. yeah

and they digging my demeanor. catching everything i throw at 'em like molina. so i got a lot of numbers

i don't call though. cause all i want to do is score more than ronaldo. so we're headed to my condo

then i pass her off to my boys like rondo. and she's a good sport cause she remembers

after this night

i'm gone till september.