doctor good doctor

i was feelin' depressed i was feelin real low down

i felt so bad i could not get my butt up off the grounds

i was mopin' around the house i was bumpin' into walls

i was cryin' at the andy griffith show and i was snappin' and the dog

i was startin' to fear for my sanity

i could not find my ego with both hands

so i decided professional help was the only hope for me

so i called up this number which i'd gotten of t.v. they said are you havin' marital problems are you emotionally impaired