good genes

we're all strange fruit on this family tree

and all my kinfolk look too much like me. i warn you now before you ask me out

there's a little somethin' you should know about

i got good genes

yeah

i got good genes

were a little different than other teams

but one things for sure. we've got good genes. my mom got married at the age of three

to my second cousin from tennessee

but trees will grow as twigs are bent. her first childs now the president. oh

i got good genes

yeah

i got good genes

got better stock than the kennedy's

i'm tellin' you

i got good genes!

then she met my daddy

he told her the deal

he said

i got better swimmers than the navy seals

so

i plopped out

did a jig on the floor

and

i drove myself home in a lifted ford. a.d.h.d. manic

kid

we're the guinea pigs for ritalin. forget about your coffee

crank n' crack

ya run out of fuel

just drill a hole in my back!

i got good genes

yeah

i got good genes

sleep outside when mama screams

we're classy folks

yeah

we got good genes!

we're all bell ringers

even the dog. we yell too loud watching basketball. eatin' country ham

potato salad and baked beans. we bleed blue to match our genes!

i got a brother thinks jesus came from space

i got a sister who worked on joan river's face

i got an uncle who fathered bout half of the south

got an aunt in porn

with a giant mouth!

we got doctors 'n lawyers

ceos and temps

we got a senator

a major

and a gaggle of pimps!

we got headed hoochies

with bootleg gucci's

the 4th of july we make red

white

and blue cheese!

i got good genes!

i got good genes!

if you take me home

you'll see what i mean

it's hard to get me out of my tight-ass jeans. i got good genes!

i got good genes!