good rats

have you ever stopped to think about what rats do for fun?

sure they crawl around and scurry

yeah they're always on the run but a rat sure likes a good time

just like you and me

i'll prove it with a tale about a rat-infested brewery

it started with a little lad named vermin mccann

who fell upon a drink that made him feel like quite a man

he rounded up his furry boys

though some wore a frown

they quickly changed their tune and they slammed a couple down. one

two

one-two-three-four!

come on all you good rats

we'll send you to heaven you'll find the pearly gates in the froth and the foam

'cause in these vats you've made quite a creation

a potion that turned the guinness to gold!

like mice behind a piper

rats from all around soon headed for this factory in old dublin town. they surely heard the news about this fancy new rat-brew they come

they saw

they had a taste and knocked back a few

the rats were in a tizzy

addicted to the bone the hairy lugs were giddy

they were never going home

like a bunch of drunken pirates prepared to walk the plank they drank

they sang

they took a plunge and in the beer they sank!