goose on the loose
Singer:bull, dan
get ready for abuse from a goose on the loose
from a two-foot waddling douche nozzle goose
get ready for abuse from a goose on the loose
reduce you to tears and then poof
reappear here with my beak up your caboose
till i'm touching your gooch
no sleuth can deduce the truth
i'm just helping you relax
it's kind of characteristic
standing in your cabbages and having a quick shit
i'm a little bit savage when i'm nabbing your jam sandwiches
definitely didn't threaten the witness
i suggest you mind your own business
you can all suck my cloaca
get ready for abuse from a goose on the loose
from a two-foot waddling douche nozzle goose
throw your clothes in the water
so what? i'm doing your laundry
i wonder how good a radio is at floating
and i won't be coming back out till they're closing
i pick and mix my mischief in the moment
it's as if they mixed pixar with the omen
a pitch-black heart even darker than dolan
i'm smoking dope on joe rogan
quacking unintelligible slogans
come on shake your tail feather
if you wanna get down you gotta catch me
get ready for abuse from a goose on the loose
from a two-foot waddling douche nozzle goose
get ready for abuse from a goose on the loose
from a two-foot waddling douche nozzle goose
this is targeted harassment
did you ask if you could try my foie gras? ah-ha!
better leave your door locked
'cause i'm a big bird and you're a small cock
did i prod a little sore spot?
next time i'm going to rip your motherclucking balls off
i make your jaw drop with all the stuff i pilfer
i'm just telling the truth
diligently pillaging the villagers
big up to vinny noose and russel of rockit
if all the stuff in your pocket's of any use then i've already got it
always shopping for new ways
i'm a plumate saddam hussein
i'll hide your boots or untie your shoelace
then i take you on another wild goose chase
get ready for abuse from a goose on the loose
from a two-foot waddling douche nozzle goose
might as well have fun 'cause your happiness is done
when your goose is cooked