gotta digg

when i'm feeling lazy

at school or when i work

i sneak to my computer

and then i like to shirk

i don't go online shopping

i don't email with my mom

i open up my browser

and go to digg-dot-com

gotta digg

gotta digg

gotta digg

gotta make this story big!

did you hear that awful sound?

another server's down!

i always dig up apple

and i bury microsoft

but when i said i was a girl

all the diggers scoffed

and when i see those stories about senator ron paul

i don't even rtfa; i just digg them all!

gotta digg

gotta digg

gotta digg

gotta make this story big!

did you hear that awful sound?

another server's down!

the fanboys can be tiresome

they always are outspoken

and if you're listening kevin rose

the comment system's broken!

i know digg isn't perfect

but be thankful for what we've got

it's just like daddy always says: at least it's not slashdot!"