great moments in redneck history no. 4 (skit)
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and good evening. welcome to great moments in redneck history. in 1708
a struggling carpenter named cecil simmons
was building a table and chairs for his family to eat on. after finishing the table and three chairs
he was running low on supplies. while working on the fourth
he completely ran out of lumber. he thought and thought
but had no ideas. frustrated
he went to the barn behind his house to check on his whiskey mash
when he slipped and fell over old wagon wheel and completely broke it in half. when he got off the ground
the idea hit him. he took the hash from the wagon wheel and connected it to the seat of the fourth chair
then he brought it inside. dinner was a huge success. his kids played in the chair and after dessert
his wife ethel used it to rock their newborn baby to sleep. he built a few more
and he put them on the front porch
just watch the sunsets. so we would like to thank cecil for his contribution to society
for the world's first rocking chair. he's drunk