ground hog's day

when i woke up this mornin' i felt a pang

i was hungerin' for some apple pie

stumble in the bathroom

hung my hog a little bit

washed the sleep out my eye

oh yeah

it's gonna be a fine day

scratched myself a bit

poured me out a bowl-a corn chex

closest thing i could find to apple pie

lingerin' taste of toothpaste

made the milk go down a bit funny

but you know

them chex they do satisfy

oh yeah

this'll be a fine day

so

after my mornin' rise-n-shine and eat-n-clean

had my mind set to hit them streets

drizzle from the night left cold puddles out

had my black stomp-boots on my feet

it's my day

since i was in kneepants my pop had tried to make me realize

if i set my mind down to it i could be a big man in the public eye

so with my big blue collar on

i set out to find the easy way

what an ice cold bath it was when i found you had to pay to play

to taste the taste

it's a tease that never would subside

the taste is strong but soured by my learned eyes

well

if a woodchuck could chuck wood

he'd get down on his knees to pray

this little snappy boy might see the light this groundhog's day