i'm gonna sing you this song right now. this is the kind of a sweet song. i sing it to my wife
because she let's me talk about so many things in front of you people. and she doesn't even get mad at me. she's pretty damn cool. so here we go. i met you 20 years ago
and we talked all night
you drank me under the table
yeah
it was love at first sight
i knew right then and there
i'd grow old with you
i said i'd tell you jokes
whenever you are sad
make you a mom if you made me a dad
oh
it's been so much fun
growing old with you
oh
oh i love you
foot rub you
tell you you're the only one i'm thinking of
make big decisions with you
try new positions with you
even sit and watch fucking eat pray love
two times in a row
now when i'm on a diet
you take away my potatoes
say
fuck all those guys" after reading rotten tomatoes