gutfest '89

digital underground

ok

we're on the air live from lake merit in oakland

california

we'll have exclusive coverage of gutfest '89

i'm ted casey

and we're gonna go down live right now with bill thompson

bill's on the scene

and he's gonna tell us what's going on. bill?

thanks

ted

yeah

you can hear

they're just having a ball and a hell of a time

down here at gutfest this year

uh

you can hear behind me now

that's uh

i think they're called blue death

just one of ten

ten bands that are playing down here at gutfest this year

i think some of the other bands playing will be

the who

the clash

uh

digital underground

there's been rumor's that epmd

might come out and play here at gutfest this year

other people in the line-up are

herbie hancock

chick corea

miles davis is part of tomorrow's jazz line-up

and tonight they're doing rock and blues

there's supposed to be more

uhh music from the who later on tonight

and then thursday's show is gonna close with digital underground

is gonna close the show. so

hey

i'm outta here

i'm gonna go have

some more food

some more good music. how's it going

guys

you guys come to gutfest every year

or what?

oh yeah

gutfest is the best thing to happen to california since 1968

so

uh

where are you guys from?

san diego. gutfest

gutfest

it's a show

not like you've ever seen befo'

in the park

from noon 'til after dark. there will be blondes

and also girls of bronze

and girls who come from other contries 'round the world

now

you will see a big display of ladies in a cage

butt naked

and they're showing off their curves and sexy ways. so pack a bag

and come on down

if you can find the time. we just would like to say welcome to gutfest '89. crazy guts

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the festival is on the lake

the hotel's up the block. it's clean

they've got good rates and they've got lots of rooms in stock. tell them you're here for gutfest

you'll get ten bucks off per night. bring your camera and your condoms

'cause we're going to do this right. more girls then you have ever seen are on display right now

girls with breasts that go va-voom and booties that go pow!

black girls

white girls

candy stripe girls

girls with lots of back fat

it's safe to say more healthy guts then you can shake a stick at. i trooped in

now let the gutfest begin

it seems like sin

my head's startin' to spin

thinkin' what i'm about to clock

all stops are being yanked out

i'm knockin' stank out the box

every chance i get

because i waited and waited

to make this trip. yeah

one big stupid butt nest

and i'm'a get mine at this gutfest. crazy guts

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you'll see tourists and you'll meet people from all around the world. at last year's fest i kicked it with a real cute chinese girl. sometimes after the shows at night

or in the afternoon

some guts come up and give you skull right in your hotel room. most nice girls do not give good brain

for others it's a racket. some guys leave gutfest out of luck and go home with a packet. heavy

slim

big

large

girls with lots of gook

cover girls and model types

girls who've got the look

young butterfly

tulip petal

mahogany devine

a thick bitch with big legs

yeah

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i got this plan

see

and it involves whipped cream

bananas

one girl stands behind me

the other in front. well

i never tried this stunt before

but i'll tell you what

we'll bust the cherries

then we'll sprinkle some nuts on top

then we'll do the splits. now what have we got?

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heavy

slim

big

large

girls with lots of gook

cover girls and model types

girls who've got the look

a red bone with good muscle tone

a young cocoa delight

wood-panel brown girl who is down

more game then icy mike

young butterfly

tulip petal

mahogany devine

a thick bitch with big legs

it's gutfest '89. ah yeah

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