h-o-a-r

well i'm the girl for every high school guy

yeah

i got everything

a little shirt and a skirt so high

every month you can spot a cotton tampon string

i'll drop my books and then i'll bend

and then i'll bend a little more

everybody thinks ashley's my best friend

well that bitch is a whore

with a capital h-o-a-r

ignorance is bliss

who needs feminism

with an ass like this?

and a capital h-o-a-r

you guys liking what you see?

'cause if beauty's on the inside

you might as well go inside me

well i'm the guy for that high school girl

yeah

partyin' is my life

in a few hours i'll be hittin' the gym

and in a few years i'll be hittin' my wife

ya know