i'd have to be stupid to go on wi' this
it's someone with sailing experience ye seek?
i wouldn't sail with you's on the last ship aground
i'd be better off drowned
so drink up yr bevies and have a good sup
i'll no part o' this fancy o' brian's dreamed up
find some other idiot to pilot your craft
and tomorrow ye'll be sober. hadaway
ye know ye've got nowt ye've got nothing at all
yr just pissin' yr beer up the wall
and you're out of your tiny minds. i had a friend on the ships his name was joe dorsey
he'd get into port he'd be straight to the horsies
and he'd pay me back later
he claimed it was certain that we'd be in clover
and the next time we sailed past the white cliffs of dover
we'd be sailing a yacht of our own to the med
i didn't see hide of him for nine months
and didn't the bastard just ask me again?
for the loan of a tenner he'd pay me back soon
ye know ye've got nowt ye've got nothing at all
yr just pissin' yr beer up the wall
and you're out of your tiny minds. i once had a girl down in tenerife
a passionate courtship albeit brief
ye'll be sober. the second night in she claims she's with child
afore yesterday night she'd been pure
so what did i tell her me rovers?
ye know ye've got nowt ye've got nothing at all
yr just pissin' yr beer up the wall
ye think you've got a case
you've got sweet bugger all
and you're out of your tiny minds
and you're out of your tiny minds
and you're out of your tiny minds.