hale-bopp regurgitations

i should'a known not to watch that comet

i should'a known not to give you this

i should've known not to throw away my records

i should've never purchased compact discs

i can't remember inventing the atom

i don't remember what it's like to be god

i should'a known not to watch jerry springer

i should've never watched the people's court

i don't remember inventing the wheel

but i remember making styrofoam

i should'a known not to watch that comet

i should'a known not to sex amy fisher

i should've never watched the oj trial

i should've known not to shoot john lennon

i should've never gotten aol

i should remember not to blow up buildings

i should remember what it's like to be god

i should've known never sent the stork to the dahlmers

i should'a known not to make free will

i can't remember my life as a mormon

i can't remember five minutes ago

i should'a known not to watch that comet

i can't remember my days as an asshole

the same day i made the cia

i should'a known not to watch that comet

i should've known better