half-life 2

dan bull

story time

twenty years since the incident at black mesa

the g-man makes the

freeman wake up

on a train to city seventeen

dystopian as a city's ever been

oh see who's popped up on the screen

black mesa's administrator doctor wallace breen

but as gordon arrives to step in the station

he's pulled aside for interrogation

separated into a darkened damp room

hang on a second is that not barney calhoun?

it's hard to tell who's good guys or bad

but they decide to rout through to kleiner's lab

on the way get a glimpse of the combine empire

now there's a raid run

run try and get far

scatter like a cat and a mouse in chase

now they found you they're smacking a baton around your face uh

wake up

wake up doctor freeman

who's this face? he must have been dreaming

ha

not a chance

that's alyx vance

and by all accounts she's about to gallivant

down to the lab with you just behind her

'cause she'd got to find you for doctor kleiner

this place isn't easy as abc

super tough environment here's an h.e.v. suit

just in time to teleport you to all of the other scientists to support their assault

but sod's law

and of course there's a flaw

and a balls up when lamarr causes a fault

and the forces that saw it are all on patrol

looking for gordon so gordon is forced to withdraw

down through the canals

fucking hell

better go hard

yo barney