ham n' eggs

i don't eat no ham n' eggs

cuz they're high in cholesterol

a yo

phife do you eat em? no

tip do you eat em?

uh huh

not at all

i don't eat no ham n' eggs

cuz they're high in cholesterol

jarobi

do you eat em? nope

shah

do you eat em?

not at all

a tisket

a tasket

what's in mama's basket?

some veggie links and some fish that stinks

why

just the other day

i went to grandma's house

smelled like she conjured up a mouse

eggs was fryin

ham was smellin

in ten minutes

she started yellin

and the gettin's were good

i said

i shouldn't eat

she said

i think you should

but i can't

i'm plagued by vegetarians

no cats and dogs

i'm not a veterinarian

strictly collard greens and a occasional steak

goes on my plate

asparagus tips look yummy

yummy

yummy

candied yams inside my tummy

a collage of good eats

some snacks or nice treats

apple sauce and some nice red beets

this is what we snack on when we're questin'

no second guessin

now drop the beat

so i can talk about my favorite tastings

the food that is the everlasting

see i'm not fasting

i'm gobbling

like a dog on turkey

beef jerky

slim jims

i eat sometimes

i like lemons and limes

and if not that

take it the road see and the salad sopped

sit back

relax

listen to some hip hop

gum drops and gummy bears tease my eyes

a sight for sore ones and some bore pies

and other goodies that are filled with goop

with fried apple roots

delectable delights

control my appetites

mine is for me

right

but i know what i like

chicken for lunch

chicken for my dinner

chicken

chicken

chicken

i'm a finger lickin winner

when breakfast time comes

i don't recognize

pig in the pan or a pair of bogey chides

mixed with stewed tomatoes

home fried potatoes

or anything with flair

cook it

i'm in there

pay attention to the tribe as we impose

this is how it goes

i don't eat no ham n' eggs

cuz they're high in cholesterol

a yo

phife do you eat em? nah

tip do you eat em?

uh huh

not at all

i don't eat no ham n' eggs

cuz they're high in cholesterol

jarobi

do you eat em? nope

shah

do you eat em?

nope

not at all

i don't eat no ham n' eggs

cuz they're high in cholesterol

afrika do you eat em? no

pos

do you eat em?

hell yeah

all the time

i don't eat no ham n' eggs

cuz they're high in cholesterol

phife

do you eat em? nah

tip

do you eat em?

uh huh

not at all

jarobi

do you eat em? nope

shah

do you eat em?

nope

not at all

i don't eat no ham n' eggs

cuz they're high in cholesterol

afrika

do you eat em? no

gary

do you eat em?

yeah

all the time