Handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

No handlebars

No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

No handlebars

No handlebars

Look at me

look at me

Hands in the air like it's good to be

Alive

and I'm a famous rapper

Even when the paths are all crookedy

I can show you how to do-si-do

I can show you how to scratch a record

I can take apart the remote control

And I can almost put it back together

I can tie a knot in a cherry stem

I can tell you about Leif Ericson

I know all the words to "De Colores"

And "I'm Proud to Be an American"

Me and my friend saw a platypus

Me and my friend made a comic book

And guess how long it took

I can do anything that I want

'cause

look

I can keep rhythm with no metronome

No metronome

No metronome

And I can see your face on the telephone

On the telephone

On the telephone

Look at me

look at me

Just called to say that it's good to be

Alive in such a small world

I'm all curled up with a book to read

I can make money

open up a thrift store

I can make a livin' off a magazine

I can design an engine

Sixty-four miles to a gallon of gasoline

I can make new antibiotics

I can make computers survive aquatic conditions

I know how to run the business

And I can make you wanna buy a product

Movers

shakers and producers

Me and my friends understand the future

I see the strings that control the system

I can do anything with no resistance

'Cause I can lead a nation with a microphone

With a microphone

With a microphone

And I can split the atoms of a molecule

Of a molecule

Of a molecule

Look at me

look at me

Drivin' and I won't stop

And it feels so good to be alive and on top

My reach

is global

My tower

secure

My cause

is noble

My power

is pure

I can hand out a million vaccinations

Or let 'em all die of exasperation

Have 'em all healed of their lacerations

Have 'em all killed by assassination

I can make anybody go to prison

Just because I don't like 'em

And I can do anything with no permission

I have it all under my command because

I can guide a missile by satellite

By satellite

By satellite

And I can hit a target through a telescope

Through a telescope

Through a telescope

And I can end the planet in a holocaust

In a holocaust

In a holocaust

In a holocaust

In a holocaust

In a holocaust

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

No handlebars

No handlebars

I can ride my bike with no handlebars

No handlebars

No handlebars