hands to myself parody

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most of my songs are about

being obsessed with sex and hot dudes

and since i look like i'm twelve

it's creepy when i show off my boobs

i broke into this guy's house

cos i'm totally obsessed with him

can't keep my hands to myself

got to touch everything owned by him

oh-oh

i touch his shirts and his dockers

because i'm a crazy stalker

and his socks

his shoes

and all his ties

i know if i touch everything

he'll have no choice but to love me

like his brush

his floss

and his nail file

can't keep my hands to myself

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hey you! what the hell?

who are you what is your deal?

i like how that feels

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i have to touch all his foods

and this oven used for cooking it

that doesn't feel very good

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wow selena you are dumb as shit

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selena!

what are you doin in my house?

i thought i told you to stay out

also why are you fondling my ice?

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justin my dear i still love you

so i decided to stalk you!

and touching your things it feels so nice

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well keep your hands to yourself!

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no stop what the hell?

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what's going on?

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i can't tell

can't control myself

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your hands are under some spell

like they have minds of themselves

it must be demons from hell!

evil time to be expelled!

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can't keep my hands to myself