be on the right side of the shelf
but for every drink i serve
sure wish i had callous nerve
cause for every sandwich i know
there's a sack of shit to be dosed
and when i make it on home
there's a smell that always stays
from every stale grill i sell
from bainmaries to cold tea
i'm the service that you need
there's a poison in my drink
it's gonna take each good thought i could think
for while i service your greed
i'm just dying to be clean