remodelling is my only passion
and i'm the greatest in the business
my clientele will bear you witness
i can help when your door jamb sticks
there is nothing in the world i can't fix
i'll come rushing over with my bag of tricks
where you go when your disposal is rusted
termite problem making you disgusted
when your front window is busted
just one name that's always trusted
i'll fix your plumbing when your toilets over flow
i'll bring you up to code
when your dishwasher's about to explode
now you see that your furnace is needing some service
perhaps you would like a new counter formica
maybe i'll hook up this here combo washer dryer
but all your pipes are antique
your water pressure's too weak
you got an attic full of dry rot cause your roof sprung a leak
your fridge is starting to reek
your hardwood floors really squeak
but don't you worry i'll just show you my amazing technique
or maybe i'll just rewire your house for fun
i got 99 problems but a switch ain't one
when your leaf blower doesn't blow-oh-oh-oh
clean your gutters and mow the lawn
i'll install anything you want
my socket wrenches are second to none
i won't quit 'til i'm done
don't even care if i hammer my thumb
still rocking my screwdriver
got the whole world thinking i'm macgyver
your heating bills are shocking
i can solve that with some duct tape and some caulking
need a guy whose a master with the plaster
i'll beat all price quotes
i'm in the phone book and se habla espanol