hank hill is the king

he's got the whitest legs this side of montana

never seen a situation he couldn't handle

no he'll never give in and he always helps his friends

but the world today sure looks strange to him

his trade mark his big square grey glasses

he wears t-shirts he don't care about high fashion

when he plays his guitar

in his mind he's a star

i'm telling you hank hill is the king

'cause a hick is a hick

and a dude is a dude

a squirrel is a squirrel and a nut is a nut and i love his attitude

there's only one show that's worth a damn on the tube

yeah he's my hero

a man i'd be proud to know

i'm telling you hank hill is the king

now our kind of food is barbeque and steaks

we hate jet skis and beaches

we like fishing boats and lakes

close as heaven i can go is watching hunting and fishing shows

and hanging out down at the hardware store

now texas that is one beautiful place

we don't have as many weirdos as new york and l.a

we got our ideology and politics just right you see

he's our only hope

a man we'd be proud tp know

i'm telling you hank hill is the king

'cause a hick is a hick

and a dude is a dude

a freak is a freak and a nut is a nut and i love his attitude

there's only one show that's worth a damn on the tube

yeah he's my hero

a man i'd be proud to know

i'm telling you hank hill is the king

hank hill is the king