happy parody
Singer:bart baker
i'm forty-one but look like i am eight
thirty-two pounds is how much i weigh
my hat's so big you can see it from space
and this song's so overplayed it will drive you insane
clap along if you love watching people who can't dance
i look like smokey the bear in this ridiculous brown hat
that it's used by the army to torture people in iraq
but you'd never know because i just did a shit ton of crack
i really owe daft punk and robin thicke
'cause without them i'd be irrelevant
you need to polish our dicks until they both shine
but before that let's snort some blurred lines
clap along if you're high and you just wanna clap
the only way to stand this song is to take ecstasy and do smack
apparently saying the same word ninety times guarantees a smash
please take all of my hard-earned cash
have to make sure that i stay happy
so i can brainwash humanity
with this dumb song and then
the whole world's happy because of this goddamn song
and our drug sales are tanking
you're under arrest for that fugly-ass brown headpiece
it's way too big for your head
you look like an ad for arby's
i got your tests back and found out why your hat looks so big
that is also why your voice sounds like a prepubescent kid
you have ten more seconds to live
there's nothing that can be done
say goodbye to your fake happiness
thank god that horrible song is over! now
will someone please get in here and burn that fucking hat?