hard on the ticker

i gave up pamento cheese

domino's delivery

whiskey sours

apple pies

finger-lickin' chicken fried

are gastronomic history

i used to like them scary shows

but i gave 'em up a while ago

don't do no death-defyin'

rollercoster ridin'

now days i just take it slow

every since we started datin'

i been compensating

to keep from gettin' up

to heaven any quicker 'cause

she's hard on the ticker

hard on the ticker

the girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker

sayin' hard on the ticker

now

when she wiggles through my door

my chin gets heavy hits the floor

silky hair

scarlet lips

swingin' double-jointed hips

my blood begins to roar

and when she nibbles on me ear

it's partly pleasure

partly fear

little dab is all it takes

to get my heart a palpatatin'

feelin' like the end is near

i oughta get a policy

a double indemnity

it'd make my beneficiary

a whole lot richer 'cause

she's hard on the ticker

hard on the ticker

the girl is such a hazard that she oughta have a sticker

sayin' hard on the ticker

that's my girl

yeah

she's hard on the ticker

i oughta get a policy

a double indemnity

it'd make my benificiary

a whole lot richer

oh

she's hard on the ticker

she's hard on the ticker

hey

she's hard on the ticker