chuckie chan (martial arts expert of reptarland)

if there's a playground to be won

a job to be done

if you been pinned down

by a posse of clowns

(he'll break up the party

get lost

scram)

you never hear him crying

he's brave as a lion

when he jumps into action

his fist start flying

here comes chuckie chan

he's always ready

when there's danger at hand

here comes chuckie chan

martial arts expert

of reptarland

chuckie chan

chuckie chan

better watch it

he'll bust you up

you never hear him crying

he's brave as a lion

when he jumps into action

his fist start flying

here comes chuckie chan

he's always ready

when there's danger at hand

here comes chuckie chan

martial arts expert

of reptarland

when the lights go dim

it's not a problem for him

well he can stare into the eye

of the oatmeal guy

if you've been chased around

by a kung-fu chopping clown

if your rituals been attacked

by a samurai pack

you don't have to worry

he's got fist of fury

his master full karate kicks

turns right into chopsticks

here comes chuckie chan

he's always ready

when there's danger at hand

here comes chuckie chan

martial arts expert

of reptarland

look out suckers

here comes chuckie chan

he's always ready

when there's danger at hand

here comes chuckie chan

martial arts expert

of reptarland

he's da man!