he's got his mother's hips
Singer:john grant
i think colonel mustard did it in the billiard room
they say his salsa workshops are a harbinger of doom
he's takin' itsy bitsy super pointy stipsies
straight to the middle of the dancefloor
now the room is getting smokey
he won't read you your rights before they turn out the lights
he's got his mother's hips
he's got his mother's hips
he thinks he's going downtown
and now he's smacking his lips
he does not speak your language
his tongue is super dangerous
he's got his thigh-highs and his roller-skates on
he's serving cheese fondue
on the polar bear rug but the room is bugged
you got mesmerized by the lava lamp
but now the carpet's damp
he's tryin' to sell you some stamps
he's got his mothers' hips
he's got his mother's hips
he thinks he's going downtown
and now he's smackin' his lips
he's got his mother's hips
he's got delicious quips now baby
he's got his mother's hips
he thinks he's goin' downtown
and now he's smackin' his lips