i got me a job on the local paper
everybody there thinks i'm nice
but they'd better look twice
you keep writing me letters
i'm busy looking at photographs
but they'd better not be from the bbc
you're gonna hear from me
i'll stab you in the back
and you don't know what i'm hiding
i got a very good friend in the cia
and he says that he never takes bribes
if your brother's wearing dresses
and your neighbour's swapped his wife
i'm gonna make the headlines