whatup bitch? i'm petey wheatstraw
if you're lookin for a sucker
i'm just another motherfucker
just because i fucked you doesn't mean that i'ma marry you
cause your shit smells like mildew
think you need some soap and a rag
i didn't mean to diss dis. hoe butt
but you need to stay such
much disrespect goes out to you
haven't you been introduced to a douche
i guess you said fuck footloose
mister mechanic this place needs a tune up
for the pink cadillac cause it's block is off
givin up the body is a hobby
i'm tellin santa claus you been naughty
eni-meeny-meeny-meeny-meeny-meeny-miney-moe
i'm petey wheatstraw from the southside of chicago
hablo ingles? i don't know espanol joe
i can go the line plus a hundred like flo jo
i roll my dick so it holds just like a rolo
i'm prickin you whether or not
took you out that's work see
dosey-do out the do' slut
so slut you better grow up
you forgot your earrings here take em
salami beef and ham with the asalaam alaikum
sittin on the dock of the bay
bo knows this hoe blows much much dick
yo c'mere you little puddy cat
your booty black is so indespicable
you can suck a dick or two or three or four or mo' here
but first get curlin iron burns off your forehead
that you're an around the way girl
you're fuckin everybody around the way
and been all around the world
and you still can't find yo' fate
but you had a couple of babies i mean a bunch like brady
the lady is a tramp snake hoe yo and all of that
fuck her sixty-nine you get the eighty-six and don't call me back
there's a party in your mouth bitch