hello kitty parody

i'm a psycho pale germaphobe

don't

don't

don't

don't touch me

the sun is burning me

i can't stand sunlight

it's been ten years since i've been outside

you can take a pic but don't come near me

my skin is translucent

i look like a skrillex mutant

get this vampire away from me

hey

hey

hey

hey

i don't need your judgement

the guy from nickelback is my husband

i get enough shit already

your husband's music sucks

i used to be punk rock

but now i'm trying to act j-pop

my career's dead

someone help me

this video's so bad

the lyrics are so sad

that hello kitty has banned me

i am so immature

dressed up like i am four

am i a rocker or anime?

i'm so c-c-confused

you stole my haircut and skin tone

and my dubstep style you ho

this song is a horrible joke

these lyrics fit on a post-it note

this vid is so racist

made my dancers look cloned and brainless

'cause they all look alike to me

is this bitch serious?

paid them tons of money

to stereotype their country

we bring dishonor to family

hey

hey

hey

hey

calm down

mrs. lavigne

i don't carry disease

you look extremely sickly

someone kill this guy dead

he just touched my forehead

get me disinfected right now please

i

i

i

i can't breathe

why are you moving like a cartoon?

because that's what japanese girls do

they all clap their hands and sound like this

get out of here you damn racist

avril

you must stop this

everybody hates it

even more than they despise nickelback

i think we were way off

dubstep j-pop's not hot

the way back to the top is rap

gre-gre-gre-great idea!