help, i'm a rock

Singer:zappa, frank

help

i'm a rock

help

i'm a rock

help

i'm a rock

help

i'm a rock

hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah-hah

ay-yo ee-ow-ee-ow-ee

veni-ma-no too mah

veni veni ka toree tor

vedi-vedi ki-ta-la tom-bay

vel-lay ka-la tay-la-tor

vel-lay kay-la ta-la-sor

vel-lay kay-lay ka-la-tor

vel-lay kay-la sa-la-tay

vor-a kor-ay tor-a-tor

vel-la kay-la sa-la tch'ay

vor-a kor-ay kay-a la kur'ad

vor-a silli kay-t'ay tcha-to

vor-a kay-ay tay-lay tay-ay tcha-to

klanna-tholl

klanna-tholl

klanna-tholl

pik-a-dill-a do-tchay

pik-a-li-sa no-say

bi-ni-bi-ni me-ho-la-ka ta-ka-ho-ba

say-kay pay-tay-ho-a-la tur-i-ca

chil-li pil-li ka-zi-o-bi-a bee bee bee bee

you know. oooooooooooaaaaaaaaaa. ooooaaaaaaaaaaa.. o-wee ya yo yo yo a-ki-o wee

a-ki-o-ka a-yi-a-ee

a-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee

a-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee

a-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee

a-ki-o-ka o-ki-o-wee

a ki-o-ka o-wee-say ya-vo

pedi-goh

pedi-koh

ann-i tcho-ee-see-na

per-a-ko-ee-say

kar-ra

may-a-ta

uh-oh

uh-oh

uh-oh

uh-oh

uh-oh

hay-lo

pray-lo

say la do sa ka ho-say

vay-lay ko say-let-a-no

vay-la ka sa la to-shay

va-la ko-lo-tay

ay-o

lay-o

lay-o

aaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaa

o-ha o-ha yew

ah-yew

lay la-fan

ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah

help

i'm a rock!

help

i'm a rock!

help

i'm a rock!

somebody!

help

i'm a rock!

please!

help

i'm a rock!

please!

help

i'm a rock!

please!

help

i'm a rock!

wow!

help

i'm a rock!

wow!

help

i'm a rock!

help

i'm a rock!

somebody helps me

wow

man

it's a drag being a rock

i wish i was anything but a rock

heck

i'd even like to be a policeman

hey

you know what?

you know maybe if i practice

you know

maybe if i pass my driving test

i could get a gig drivin' that bus that pick the freaks up

in front of ben frank's

right?

help

i'm a cop!

help

i'm a cop!

help

i'm a cop!

help

i'm a cop!

help

i'm a cop!

it's a drag being a cop

i think i'd rather be the mayor

always wondered what i was gonna be when i grew up

you know

always wondered whether or not. whether or not i could make it

you know

in society

because

you know

it's a drag when you're rejected

so i tore the cover off a book of matches

and i sent in

and i got this letter back that said.