when i spot a driver worth a second glance
i ain't subtle in my ways of making friends
girl this rubbled mess was caused by my neglect
of course i'll pay and by the way my dear
i ain't subtle in my ways of making friends
sometimes i will stoop to hitting two-door coupes without the frills
but that is just for casual acquaintances
for stripped-down thrills
your car girl or mine it doesn't matter doesn't matter no
but for affairs with staying power i go after limousines
it's always nice when something big is acting as your go-between
for a group encounter i'll hit busses
mobile homes or trains to pittsburgh
it's hard to make acquaintances in our big town
most eyes stare at nothing much at all
i ain't subtle in my ways of making friends
instant adulation comes to some at birth
born to queens or corporate entities
someday they'll put me away
i'll think back on active days
most were worth the minor scars
some were worth the damaged cars
and the judge will say to me