here comes bob

when i spot a driver worth a second glance

foot to floorboard

impact soon achieved

here comes bob

i ain't subtle in my ways of making friends

girl this rubbled mess was caused by my neglect

of course i'll pay and by the way my dear

here comes bob

i ain't subtle in my ways of making friends

but here comes bob

sometimes i will stoop to hitting two-door coupes without the frills

but that is just for casual acquaintances

for stripped-down thrills

your car girl or mine it doesn't matter doesn't matter no

but for affairs with staying power i go after limousines

it's always nice when something big is acting as your go-between

for a group encounter i'll hit busses

mobile homes or trains to pittsburgh

pennsylvania

it's hard to make acquaintances in our big town

most eyes stare at nothing much at all

but here comes bob

i ain't subtle in my ways of making friends

friends

acquaintances

instant adulation comes to some at birth

born to queens or corporate entities

but here comes bob

someday they'll put me away

i'll think back on active days

most were worth the minor scars

some were worth the damaged cars

and the judge will say to me

bob