Hermaphrodite
Stephen Lynch - A Little Bit Special
She's got parts everyone can enjoy
She's got her manhood tucked in her dress
Is she a mister or is she a miss?
Does she stand up when she's taking a piss?
When I try to please her I get poked in the eye
She wears lace and she wears flannel
She watched football and the Lifetime Channel
What's that buldge under her nightie?
But she is still beautiful
It's too bad her package is bigger than mine
She can't help her imperfections
She gets jock itch from her yeast infections
Who stole all my tighty whities?